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Senator Dole vying for nomination in B.O.L.T. of NC? Raleigh, NC April 26, 2008 In the last few days, Jan got a ticket for allegedly not wearing a helmet in Raleigh, even though she was wearing one. Perhaps it was a case of mistaken identity. Successful prosecution requires proof that a crime has been committed, and then proof that the accused did the crime. Well, we have proof that someone in Raleigh rode lidless this weekend. Here is proof positive of who was the actual perpetrator.
Hey, it’s Senator Elizabeth Dole! You go girl! Ride it like you stole it!
You must have figured out that the passenger cannot be cited. Sorry, but B.O.L.T. nomination usually requires more than one act of civil disobedience. No posers. We’ll be watching you though. You rock! Did a trooper from the NC State Highway Patrol tailgate you and suggest you move to South Carolina, like Trooper K.E. Jackson did to me? Hey, girlfriend, want to go to the Opening Day Rally? Let’s talk about it over a few beers! Call me, jan
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